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		<title>murder on the snowfall</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A demonic snow elemental arises to hold the city hostage as he foments a childrens&#8217; rebellion as traditional law enforcement looks on in horror. Expect further details as they present themselves, but bear this in mind:
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		<title>god damn indignations</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the on-going reads recently has been Transmetropolitan &#8211; a Comic Book. Written by Warren Ellis, it chronicles
an acerbic gonzo journalist in a dystopian future America, co-created with artist Darick Robertson and published by DC&#8217;s Helix imprint. When Helix was discontinued the following year, Transmetropolitan was shifted to the Vertigo imprint, and remained one [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allportauthority.org&blog=6840045&post=226&subd=allportauthority&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>asdfasdfasdf</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[how do you keep a dumbass busy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
dude, why are you reading this? all of the real stuff is happening on twitters
http://twitter.com/chigmata
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		<title>Borne by gunslingers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://allportauthority.org/?p=221</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not usually one to bring up Stephen King outside of mentioning that he&#8217;s actively working on a musical with John Mellencamp, I happened across a copy of his graphic novel &#8220;The Dark Tower: Gunslinger Born.&#8221; Now, I didn&#8217;t find this exact title, but I managed to extract it from a very long conversation with a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allportauthority.org&blog=6840045&post=221&subd=allportauthority&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>On the horizon</title>
		<link>http://allportauthority.org/2009/10/29/on-the-horizon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:35:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[proportionality]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://allportauthority.org/?p=216</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A lot of interesting shit has been going down recently. I&#8217;ve had the opportunity to think long and hard about how I ought arrange personal priorities proportionally for someone who is 23. I know what a lot of other people are doing. I&#8217;m finally closing in on deciding what I&#8217;m going to do. Sorry for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allportauthority.org&blog=6840045&post=216&subd=allportauthority&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dethcommentary II</title>
		<link>http://allportauthority.org/2009/10/22/dethcommentary-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been trying to figure out what was nagging me at the show last night. My last post was a desperate attempt to explain how I felt about the show. It ended up being a mindless narrative chronicling the standard events that always accompany a concert. I attempted to reason through what other possibilities could [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allportauthority.org&blog=6840045&post=214&subd=allportauthority&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dethcommentary</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday evening Shane and I drove to Detroit to see Dethklok in concert. The drive itself was uneventful. We were both fairly relaxed. Shane claimed to be tired. I had taken a nap after getting home from class. I was therefore fairly well rested; I often catch myself yawning at concerts despite how wide-awake I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allportauthority.org&blog=6840045&post=208&subd=allportauthority&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>spreadsheets rhyme with clusterfuck</title>
		<link>http://allportauthority.org/2009/10/20/spreadsheets-rhyme-with-clusterfuck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fuctions]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As any frequent observer/participant of/in Krazy Katz discussions can tell you, the development of systems is an incredibly complex topic with several avenues of approach toward satisfying various requisite conditions. I refer you here and here for examples of workplace spillover. I have yet to read the GEB tome that Shane describes so I&#8217;ll leave [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allportauthority.org&blog=6840045&post=205&subd=allportauthority&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>technical failure audio</title>
		<link>http://allportauthority.org/2009/10/19/technical-failure-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A request was recently submitted to have Technical Failure presented in a listenable format. I have done precisely that. While I was recording, I noticed that there was a word selection made in the third paragraph that I didn&#8217;t necessarily agree with. I attempted an on-the-stop substitution. I clearly didn&#8217;t give it much thought as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allportauthority.org&blog=6840045&post=203&subd=allportauthority&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>technical failure</title>
		<link>http://allportauthority.org/2009/10/15/technical-failure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dostoevsky]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[All right, so I finally was able to conjure up the determination required to order a new power cord for my laptop. I&#8217;ve been without regular access to the internet for several weeks now. One of the problems that has plagued most users of the Macbook Air (as far as I can tell) is a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=allportauthority.org&blog=6840045&post=200&subd=allportauthority&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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